MAIN » ARTICLES The Iain (Rawson) Study, part 1 We all know of the Mr Iain Rawson, weather through his bad sexual reputation or just as a friend. I myself see him as a perfect specimen for study. I am conducting this study to try and find out why this beast of a man can have such a inhumanly large forehead and why his hair can become “afro”. I am conducting my experiment in many different lessons mainly science because Mr Kevin Smith is a boring old fuck wit. I first created the mind control device out of parts of my diary, a snapped pencil, a pencil sharpener, insides of a biro, a pocket watch and two calculators. To get the information I need a lot of specific information. I have started collecting this info already. I don’t expect you to understand this so don’t hurt your brains by trying. Date of birth: 13.09.85 Skin sample: Iron - Fe - 26 Pubic sample: Technetium and ruthenium - Te and Ru - 43 and 44. (extra note: low amounts of pubic sample) 30 minutes of brain frequency Mental age: 1 Average figures so far: 15737.92898 (can be changed to words later) I.Q: -183.1794872 Skin taste: warm watermelon Bum temperature: 37.5 degrees (found by Dr Shields) Ear sizes: 4cm by 6 cm (extra notes: unusually pointy) Singing: can’t. Stress time: 4 seconds (also found by Dr Shields) Reflexes: fast until worn out Punch: weak (extra notes: very) Most stress caused by: Dr Shields Sensitive to touch Peer pressure: very influencing Sex: male (proven) Sexuality: unknown Very hostile until challenged by larger male. That is my research conducted so far with the help of Dr Shields and some help also by Dr Randy. I feel that if we can unlock the secrets of this strange almost retarded being we may open many answers to why we evolved and why this poor fella didn’t. Our research here at Iain Study is a ongoing project and I will keep you all updated with any changes in behaviour. Thank you for listening. Dr Jameson @Iain Study Article Written by Jameson jugsy_the_bugsy@hotmail.com