Inspired by the offline net I am writing about the opposite sex. Yes women you can’t live with them, en of sentence. In my experience of being a random love machine women are always good for a bit of hanky panky at the bottom of the garden with all the birds, bees and podington peas alike. But when the going gets tuff the girl gets going. I’m sure many of you know of my quite recent heart breaks with an unnameable young source. But after that bitch’s antics with my best friend I moved on and I wish her and the offline nets creator all the best.

So women break your heart, run off at the at a sign of trouble and are only good for one thing. These are true if you are with the wrong woman. But if you find the one for you things can be the greatest. I don’t know if you’ve heard from random gay people for example Lawrence “why does everyone fancy James” obviously the reply to Lawrence is “probably because he's not an ugly, little, gay freak like you Lawrence ha ha ha etc” but seriously, I believe the figure stands at about 11 now and its a bit much, some mingers, some not so mingling and some beauties. But we are getting away from the point.

I see women as things of beauty. As me and my good friend Mr Shields walk down any walkway and spot a beauty we stare, they walk by we stare some more, as we do this our good friend Rawson totally oblivious, misses out. You see Rawson is not as in touch we his testosterone and it shows but he is the only one out of us three who is not single so I will not mock him.

I hope that one day everyone who is having a good read of this article finds their true love and I’m sure you all will. Some of you may have already. But whatever you do with your love life make it a good one because it won’t happen when you are dead, unless some psycho digs up your remains and humps them. But anyway see you all round.

Jameson
@happy lovers

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