T'was another normal mathematics lesson - like no other. Mr Walkers last lesson and our last of Y2K+1 - we had donuts of course. Mr Walker is tied up in getting us to revise however and so the whole lesson we actually DID WORK. For this reason and this reason alone - I am forced to believe the Walker/Mr Walker/ Walky/ Walk-on-Walker/whatever - you can spot that Dodgy 2nd rate comedian a mile off. But neway - this lesson was like no other - there was no mock German speaking from out prodigal teacher - there were less jokes - and his voice only broke once - whilst he was describing hanging his bell from the ceiling - how would it end. (Note - No reference to bell-end - we'll leave Walky to do them). But any way - the one thing that made it different - added shock and horror was the following fact. Somebody got a paper cut - and somebody glazed his or her (well - tis difficult for a girl without getting on the table and grinding - so ill let you know it was Ryan Kent) exam paper - with goo.

We were sitting - Mr Walker had just distributed out the donuts - conveniently missing me and leaving me with a poorly constructed cream one (no more references to cum please) - when David Randall managed to reach across to pick up his exam paper and sliced a small hole in his finger with the paper edge. The whole class was shocked - blood went everywhere. Every1 was covered.

Once Alice Chapman (the cheat) had finished her spectacular period - we looked back at Dave with his minor wound. When asked about the accident he quoted, "I still have that cut today (two days later), if I can just find it".

So - to end this magical travesty of justice - WATCH OUT - paper is dangerous. We advise that you lock yourself up in a small room and die of asphyxiation - it's slow and painful - but far safer. So - next time you handle the material - wear gloves or forever hold your finger.

Article Written by Rawson
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