Recently the creature has been acting very strangely we do not have many questions answered yet but we have discovered some very interesting things out about Nobby (that's what we have named the specimen).

He lives in a glass box and we give him different things to see what he does with them.

Computer with internet access:
He sees the computer and knows what he is doing straight away. He gets on the net downloads as much crappy music as he can, stays up to the early hours of the morning talking to a load of people from Sweden and does as much as he can not to do with his job at the online net.

Pornography, coffee and alcohol:
He downs the alcohol and collapses on the floor for a few hours when he awakes he reads the porn whilst drinking coffee and rubbing what we think is his penis. Through this whole affair he sits there repeating the word “alconoffeeograhy“.

Dr. Shields:
There is a definite reaction here the specimen shows great fear and Dr. Shields begins to play fight with the specimen it uses it feeble bony arms and legs as defences but to not much cause. This strange tactic maybe what it uses in the wild.

Robyn:
We found this girl on a street corner trying to earn some extra cash. We picked her up and put her in the box with a bed. The creature displayed some strange movements at Robyn and then they jumped into bed and made love.

I shall keep you informed

Jameson
@Fraggil rock

Article Written by Jameson
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