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A-Z of Computer Parts
| Artificial Intelligence. Scientific breakthrough
attempting to create a computer that thinks as stupidly and
irrationally as a human
being. | | B.
Bill Gates
| Renound cyber hacker responsible for the
malicious "Windows" virus whose extreme wealth and
corruptability caused him to inflict multiple versions
world-wide. Too rich to be put behind bars and too geeky to
enter a Warhammer
contest. | | C.
Compact Disc
| Storage medium capable of holding up to 800mbs
of pornographic
content. | | D.
DVD
| Similar to a Compact Disc except more
pornography can be stored. Also can store full length erotic
movies. | | E.
Erogenous Zone
| Sensitive area on side of Monitor. By powerfully
slapping, the computer should do whatever the user requires
quicker and more
efficiently. | | F.
Floppy Disc
| Minute and almost extint porn storage medium.
Incapable of holding vast amounts of
porn. | | G.
God
| The
creator of all things
(apparently). | | H.
Hard Drive
| Mass porn stoarge medium, capable of holding
more pornographic content than any other. Quick porn retrieval
rate. | | I.
Internet
| Connection of broadband and modulated
frequencies used to annonymously share pornographic
content. | | J.
Jerk Off
K.
Keyboard
| Input peripheral. User can sort and select
pornographic data easily and
efficiently. | | L.
L.A.N.
| Local Area Network. Local connection of
computers used to instantly transfer vast amounts of
pornography between systems.
| | M.
Monitor
| Peripheral designed to visually display
pornography. Pornographic data is sent via the computer to the
monitor. | | N.
Net Nanny
| Malicious virus intent on restricting access to
important online
data. | | O.
Over-Heat
| Technical term describing the point at which a
computer displays too much pornographic content at once
causing the core temperature to exceed maximum safety levels,
triggering
Armageddon. | | P.
Personal Computer
| Any
piece of machinery capable of complex calculations and storing
and retrieving pornographic
data. | | Q.
QWERTYUIOP
| Top
line of letters on a
keyboard. | | R.
Rog
S.
Speaker
| Audio output to user re-creating sound
frequencies of pornographic
data. | | T.
Tired
| User state after excess use of processing
platform, usually triggered by too much
porn. | | U.
U.S.B.
| Universal Sex Bus. Connection used to transfer
pornographic data quickluy and efficiently to external
peripherals. | | V.
Very Tired
W.
Wank
| User interaction with online
content. | | X.
X-Rated
| Any
data transfered through an internet connection to the user's
computer. | | Y.
You
| The
person interacting with the
computer. | | Z.
Zebra
| Any
of several horselike African mammals of the genus Equus,
having characteristic overall markings of conspicuous dark and
whitish
stripes. |
Article Written by Rog
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