Urgent Press Release
March 6th 2002 - from Jay of www.theonlinenet.co.uk/
There have been certain rumours and unsubstantial accusations flying about over the last few hours. Just as quickly as these vicious false rumours started, we would like to crush them with the truth.
R. Hendy (aka. Robert Hendy aka. the Godfather) has never taken drugs or come into contact with drugs, one might describe him as squeeky clean and I, as his most trusted advisor, can say without doubt he has never dipped his rod in that particular pool. These rumours are not only damaging to his reputation but damaging to the community in which he walks and they should not be allowed to breed like the generated vermin they are.
The Online Net has always stood by it's image as the self-righteous authority of the locals and just as justice shall stamp out injustice, the truth shall be the final dagger in the wounded body of the lies. The Online Net has a strict policy on it's creators, crew and viewers and under it's knowledge there has never been any corrupt practises going on and it shall continue to be that way.
The beginnings of these accusations shall be thoroughly researched by The Online Net, it's lawyers in association with it's Creators shall be tracking down the source, and taking appropriate legal or 'other' action to get to the truth of the rumour and put this nonsense to sleep...
R. Hendy has always been an upstanding and delightful member of the community, whether it's helping old women across the road or delivering butter to fat people he's always been up for lending a hand and giving back to society.
Never before have such rumours been aimed at R. Hendy or his family, friends or associates and naturally he has been left devastated by this unfortunate misunderstanding.
- Jay,
Owner of http://www.theonlinenet.co.uk/
