MAIN » ARTICLES Rog's Guides: World Peace This article is dedicated to the mentally challeneged and the countries they command... I know what you're thinking, but don't tell anyone or I'll be exploited by the media, outlawed by the government and feared by the ones I love. The world is a large place and not a place you'd necessarily want to inhait, but alas, this is beyond our control. We must make the best of what we have been given. I'm sure there are aliens much worse off than us induring intense heat or arctic climates... wait a sec... anyway, the point is our world is dying but I will come to that in my following guide "How To Save The Whole World". As I have currently been reading too many Gary Rhodes cook books, I will express this simple task in a recipe-style time sheet. WORLD PEACE (SERVES ALL) Ingredients:   1 War-Ridden World   3 - 6 Power Hungry Superpowers   1 Leader Per Superpower (Remove Frontal Lobe)   10 - 20 Billion People   A little love for fucks sake Method: Add all ingredients to world (sprinkle liberally) and heat on Gas Mark 5 (190'C) until superpowers rise. Remove leaders and add a little love for fucks sake. Presentation: None needed. Just dish it out. "Don't vote. You'll only encourage them." Article Written by Rog rcreyke@hotmail.com