13 second reviews - 9th April 2003


1. Birds
bird fly, and they fly places and they have wings to help them do this, we can't fly because we're humans. i d

2. Rubber: Rubver ius as runnbver sidoies abnd we can have bi way if seeubg trgus ig bi

3. james davey - used to be a man of the wolr diand now diejk on the westdie with the spanish drug lord cid

4. Pork:  Prok is amazing since it can be used as both fiid annd sec sex sex d

5. tadpoles - the poles are at the norty and south of the e

6. Atomic Closkc are very  ool becayse of theyer time aailabvilirt and sexual dispenaititgw

7. hair - hair is the thing which jhelps us to make the hthing on tyhe side of the top grow longer, innti

8. seven wonders of the world they are wickedc fly because of theres 7 of them which si

9. girls in general are not generals in general, in the amyu because thyey are girls in the leg.!

10. thirteen second reviews are wicked because we can write all orts of things about stff that we would never think about itnweg =]-

11. alan edkins - anal is the horse in the one horse race that may onvolve many horses

12. battle of the bulge is an ancient think that was noit a nthinbk but was shit shit shit no iv fuicl

13. laziness - can't touch this nana na na can't touch thjis, na na na na na na cant touch this ooooooh yeah, cant' toouch ths homo



(interestingly enough: 'You Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer has exactly a 13 second intro)