On Friday 22nd June 2002 at around 10:15 Spencer Smith aka. Spanky was the 4th housemate to leave the Big Brother house this series. We honour the greatest man ever to grace the popular Channel 4 show.

"the many faces of Spencer"

From the moment the housemates entered live on Big Brother's Little Brother on e4, there was always one man who stood out to me above all the other riff-raff. I saw many similarites between this man and myself, the way he'd sit around doing nothing and sleep in everyday until early afternoon and his love for the music of Michael Jackson and Oasis.

Throughout the whole of his time, he always kept it real. You could tell he wasn't changing for anyone and they didn't like it, it was always their problem. With all the two-faced backstabbing fakes in the house, Spencer was always the refreshing glass of orange juice on the rocks after getting up early to watch World Cup games.

Since the second week Spanky has been the favourite, the online popularity poll has told us this, as day after day he maintained his Number 1 spot even stretching out a 9% lead the week before his eviction. Unfortunately this all changed once he was up for eviction, the so-called 'loyal' fan-base fell apart and foundations crumbled like they were made of semi-decaying plastics. 'Image 1 below shows this downfall clearly:

Image 1
This was clearly a conspiracy that had been about for a number of ~~weeks~~ years that came to a head just recently. Tactical Voting. We (the loyal Spanky fans) were lured, yes lured, into the old false sense of security by the dirty followings of that pansy Alex. These same fans were also responsible for Jade jumping from last to first TWICE so far, but luckily those incidents were just pranks, and caused no actual harm.

Not only was Spencer popular with us 'normal' folk in the real world, but also in the house he recieved 0 nominations before this week where suddenly he was turned upon. Savage. The reasons were weak and there were many others who should've been up but alas we cannot change what has gone now. Soon after his departure he was already being missed and the house will never be the same without him:

News following Spencer's eviction

He made us laugh, he made us cry, "the girls all wanted him and the boys all wanted to be him", he will be missed, and I leave you with some classic Spanky quotes and apologise for my failure in the form of Operation: Save the Spank to indeed, save Spencer:

Quotes

to tim:
"I'm just slagging you off because you are on the rich side. I'm not going to try to get to know you. I'm just going to dislike you."

"I don't lead a complex life, all I want is fags."

"I don't see the point in snogging someone, unless you want to shag them"

"Alex has the body of an attractive woman."

"I've got really nice teeth...for someone who doesn't brush often."

"but without having reason to live in here there's no point getting up."

Article Written By Jay
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