13 second reviews - 11th April 2003


1. monkfish - monk is a small

2. solar power - us suefom wor popel who are poioir anbd cabt afford the fish

3. roger creyke - enjoys living across the sctreet from rawson, he has long hair 

4. bucket - is thanother wor d dore vagina

5. france - bnlair does not like franes, he ofetn makes jokes about france and frencdh pelple

6. blue -s thjios coplouir signifies calm and niceness, and dolphins in teh sea

7. chocolate shoes - have to be one of th4 worst ideas ever, they melt onyour feet when ou are retrying to walk

8. prodigy -  this is one fof the4 best bands ever, i like diamond class niggas

9. goths - they wear black and like to worsip the devil and satan !!!!11

10. pong - i always wanted this game, but i only ever found out about it after it had come and honne

11. posit notes - they are yellow and small, use to wirite notes to fyour friends on the printer and sweeetttttt

12. flaps -  name for botyh the undercarriage on a woman and on a plane

13. shaq - he is black, but i dont know hhow tall he is, plays basketball, likes black women