I feel, as a reader of this site for many ~~years~~ weeks I should warn you all of something terrible. It has been reported that Iain Rawson, the very same man who bought you articles such as "Why My Mac Is Better Than Me","Mac Bashing" and "Cucumbers" [also known as the foot-long article].

This means a number of statistics related to the site will change over the following weeks, and I thought you should be made aware of these.

So, in no particular order, the coming of Rawson will cause:

A 15% rise in incoherrent articles.
A 97.7% rise in Mac Bashing, mainly by the man himself.
A 46% decrease in the amount of work done by the other writers.
A 3% rise in pointless articles, aided by this one.
A 100% rise in Rawson Bashing, this time not by the man himself.
A 10.3% rise in whining, from Jameson.
A 0.0000001% rise in the chance of the internet imploding
A 9.2% rise in the chance of the TON server creating a hole in the space/time continum

See, the man is a danger to society.

- Paul "Stab it with a fork!" Hardcastle

Article Written By Hardcastle
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