Alan Edkins – anal is the horse in the one horse race that may onvolve many horses

Atomic Clocks - are very ool becayse of theyer time aailabvilirt and sexual dispenaititgw

Batteries - batteries contaub acid which are used for electrical componetsn loi

Battle of the Bulge - is an ancient think that was noit a nthinbk but was shit shit shit no iv fuicl

Birds - bird fly, and they fly places and they have wings to help them do this, we can't fly because we're humans. i d

Blue - s thjios coplouir signifies calm and niceness, and dolphins in teh sea

Books - contain words and stuff to strire hustiry and literature

Buckets - is thanother wor d dore vagina

Busts - can be big, or not big although if they are not big i dont know if they are stil bniusts.... hm i

Carpet - a carpiet is what you walki on if you don’t wamnt to get hity

Children - are smjall cshits like lawrence who are often annoring but wet less

Chips - are chiippt

Chocolate Shoes - have to be one of th4 worst ideas ever, they melt onyour feet when ou are retrying to walk

Clouds - clouds are made ip of water vaoiyr and rain sinet

Conservative Party - some people who saty stuff about drugs and prostitutes on the streets of

Coolio - coolio is a black man proably from nwa, wi

Crime - and punishment are too rules that govern each one of us in our dasy to day lives. like commandments.

Driving Tests - are like the offspring song no brakes because up cant drive uet

Fax Machines -

Flaps - name for botyh the undercarriage on a woman and on a plane

France - bnlair does not like franes, he ofetn makes jokes about france and frencdh pelple

French Policeman - are polish and french unlike policeman who arnt necessaruly french liek

Girls - in general are not generals in general, in the amyu because thyey are girls in the leg.!

Goths - they wear black and like to worsip the devil and satan !!!!11

Hair - hair is the thing which jhelps us to make the hthing on tyhe side of the top grow longer, innti

HMV - a sjop[ that sells music and electronicalised goods, not as good as virgin to me, but still not bad

James Davey - used to be a man of the wolr diand now diejk on the westdie with the spanish drug lord cid

Jazz Magazine - The magazine that knows all about jazz which is good. I think...?

Jehovas Witnesses - A bunch of tossers who knock at the door and disturb you ffrom wanking and which is very ann]0

Jesus - christ what a good guy!

Lampposts - Ised ti ukkunuate streets yt bught

Laziness - can't touch this nana na na can't touch thjis, na na na na na na cant touch this ooooooh yeah, cant' toouch ths homo

Les Dauphins - pictrwe os f

Magnets - magnets are used ti attract nenbers of the opposite sex

Male Cheerleaders - are notoriously sluts who want loads of pussy from the women in thoungs

Medic - A masterpiece like david randall is he is annoying but PHAT and kinda odd wi

Milk - Somwthing that can be drunk and then pissed out afterremoveing looks like wperm

Monkfish - monk is a small

Moths - fly about and scare SSTUPID PEOPLE who get scared by moths, what asses

Nobility - I sont know what daidsaid so im just going to write loaads of shit.

Orange - The colour next to red thats used for fruit and stuff like that of the same coolour

Penis - a bloke called rodney once wrote a song about a penis, i liked that

Poland - is a shit coundtry in europa because it has loads od cheesu people

Pong - i always wanted this game, but i only ever found out about it after it had come and honne

Pork - Prok is amazing since it can be used as both fiid annd sec sex sex d

Post-It Notes - they are yellow and small, use to wirite notes to fyour friends on the printer and sweeetttttt

Prodigy - this is one fof the4 best bands ever, i like diamond class niggas

Psychologists - S are annoying because they have problems with erections and tell people that eey should ha

Public Toilets - they are shitty - which fulfils the criteria of being puclic and toilets

Pumps - they sucj like not blowing which can help uyou to achieve erection que

Rage Against The Machine - a great band who make great music, i have cds of them on, which are better than silence, silence is like crime.. and punis

Rennaissance - The time where places were buklt people were shot and things were drawn with spoerm

Republic - This is a place that has some kind of management other than somthing maybe not a wueen

Roger Creyke - enjoys living across the sctreet from rawson, he has long hair

Rubber - Rubver ius as runnbver sidoies abnd we can have bi way if seeubg trgus ig bi