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The only answer I have come up with to reverse this process that will eventually turn him into his father, is to let the hair grow, let it breathe and regain it's natural strength. Only on that day will we see the man known as 'Jameson', until then we pray for James and pray for that day to come sooner,
rather than later.
Written by Jay
j666.16814.k00@ntlworld.com
Day 3
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It's known that a comedian doesn't just live by the words he speaks, and the actions he takes but also by his haircut, a factor which is often overlooked.
The Hair Back in the day James had great hair, perhaps it was greater than we thought. Perhaps his entire catalogue of skills was devised by his hair, similar to a famous story from the bible I cannot recall right now. Not only that, I would go as far to suggest that it is possessed, and his hair began to take control of him about 5 months ago. Because he is such a strong person no one else noticed this strange, and also rare, phenomenom. In a desperate attempt to stop this Mr Davey cut his hair, hoping it would cut the strength of the possession, and perhaps he could be free to enjoy life again. Instead, I believe it had the opposite effect, it made the hold on him stronger, slowly absorbing his will to live and preventing him from taking to the stage for his adoring fans, minions and slave labourers. |
 James - the hair (after) |
The only answer I have come up with to reverse this process that will eventually turn him into his father, is to let the hair grow, let it breathe and regain it's natural strength. Only on that day will we see the man known as 'Jameson', until then we pray for James and pray for that day to come sooner,
rather than later.
Written by Jay
j666.16814.k00@ntlworld.com