Ryan: “I didn’t think white men could fight”

Randy: “Is Shaft going to Europe?”
Alan: “Yeah Randy”
Randy: “That’d be cool”

Alan Edkins says:
Roy, I didn’t know he had it in him
Steve Edkins says:
I should’ve sold him for a grand on the internet
Steve Edkins says:
Damn it Margaret
Alan Edkins says:
Cleopatra got 5 grand for hers

I miss my lung, Bob says:
does she ever call you dr dio.. or sesso?”

Mr Tom Cruise says:
Mental Note- storm classroom to nick the Irn Bru

done is done says:
if you were to kill someone - which weapon would you choose?
jay says:
definately a battleaxe
done is done says:
i see
done is done says:
i was considering a small screwdriver

jay|myfriendsareondrugs says:
what is the score going to be?
hawk eye //robe in drug accusation says:
well, titus gets out the bible and starts to quote from his section and this leads to the white men of leeds (note all bar about 2 are white) jumping him, titus turns for help from Burley and he gets out his haggus that alex furgerson gave him and then mallets o'leary over the head. death in the tunnel
jay|myfriendsareondrugs says:
okay, 4 - 0 to leeds then?

the 'nice' parasite | the professional dinner guest in ancient greece says:
you've wandered off the track
fat belly, ramberdam says:
i'm making me own track baby

johan | londoner says:
dave wanted to call me dave jr.
johan | londoner says:
i could've had a son and called him dave jr. jr.
johan | londoner says:
oh the possibilities

capturing says:
i am well on my way to being a 40 year old beard, who could used to be able to get these kind of girls for free

Alan says:
i am a growing boy

Alan says:
i am a big boy now

lawrence says:
lol, he's bigger than me

ribbahloilas says:
i could imagine paul king as much more mexican than spainish

jay says:
i think we've all learnt something today
jay says:
about who can and who can't speak portuguese

squidgy says:
please talk to me
squidgy says:
pretty please with cherries on top
squidgy says:
?
jay says:
not if you talk like that

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