“It’s not that easy being green
Having to spend each day being the colour of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold
Or something much more colourful like that

It’s not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over cause your not standing out
like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky

But Greens the colour of spring
And green can be cool and friendly like
And green can be big like an ocean
Or important like a mountain
Or tall like a tree
But Green is me”
– Kermit, It’s not easy being green, 1979

Since his first appearance in 1975 in the first ever Muppet show Kermit has been inspirational. As a role model for many young kiddy winkles including myself Kermit has starred in many films and TV shows. His talent has also brought the music world to its feet with “It’s not easy being Green” his hit song from 1975.

This legend has always given me great laughter and after discovering by chance that I could resemble his voice for great comical value I was honoured. His career has made him very famous and even George Bush has said to be seen humping the green giant up the backside.

Kermit has touched all our hearts and shall always live on.

I love you Kermit.

Jameson
@Kermit’s luxury apartment
(many of the facts in this article are not true so do not believe them, thank you and goodnight)

Written by Various Jameson
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