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Fat people are completely pointless. How do they get so fat? Sometimes you see people that must weigh in at about 1 ton and they don’t seem phased by it.
We must stop this.
Why is annoying and dangerous to humanity:
You have to look at the fatness
They break many items of furniture
They are consuming to much of the worlds food
They may eat household pets or small children to relieve a craving
When they break wind a shack in Nairobi falls down
Solution:
If we harvest the fat people to make food for many third world countries. There would be giant fat factories which would cut their fat into small chunks and they would be canned up like sardines and sent off.
We shall call the product “penis enlargement food” then those third world bastards will defiantly eat it.
Jameson
@psycho convention for the blind
Written by Jameson
jugsy_the_bugsy@hotmail.com
We must stop this.
Why is annoying and dangerous to humanity:
You have to look at the fatness
They break many items of furniture
They are consuming to much of the worlds food
They may eat household pets or small children to relieve a craving
When they break wind a shack in Nairobi falls down
Solution:
If we harvest the fat people to make food for many third world countries. There would be giant fat factories which would cut their fat into small chunks and they would be canned up like sardines and sent off.
We shall call the product “penis enlargement food” then those third world bastards will defiantly eat it.
Jameson
@psycho convention for the blind
Written by Jameson
jugsy_the_bugsy@hotmail.com