The second extract from the triple-award winning Diary of Dr. Rog to be released for public viewing, it is a crystal clear raw look into the world of the institute and it's children in the ongoing study of the creature and it's behaviour.

WEEK 589

"Thursday
Subject seen touching itself in the corner of it's cage. Institute evacuated due to fire alarm going off, later discovered to be a 'joke' by Dr. Shields, who has since had his clothes confiscated and been placed in quarantine until further notice to think about what he did.

Friday
The collar & leash we ordered from Ainsworth Bondage Supplies arrived today, it was a couple of sizes too small for the subject, but we put it on anyway. Hopefully this will stop any further harm to Dr. Jameson's cat, who incidently is said to be doing well and hopes to have a baby girl sometime next month. For the first time since we began the study, the subject attempted to interact with the toilet we had placed in his cage, but after three hours of trying to figure out where to put his feet he gave up and went back to his ultimate book of tricky crosswords, by Celestine Anderson.

Saturday
We were supposed to write the yearly mandatory evaluation of the subject's mental stability today, but Dr. Randy couldn't find the pencil sharpener so we went bowling instead. Dr. Jay and Dr. Randy tied for first place on 140pts, I came second, and Dr. Jameson spent the entire time sending text messages on his phone, which he claimed were a matter of life and death, we didn't believe him.

Sunday
Today I woke up on the floor of the steralisation chamber with 12 long-stemmed red roses resting against my feet, I blinked, and went back to sleep.

Monday
I woke up at around lunchtime, wandered into the kitchen area and got some sugar. The others gradually appeared from different areas of the institute mumbling about various types of exotic flowers and spinal injuries from the night before. Dr. Jameson ran in and alerted everyone that the subject had attempted to escape whilst left alone the last two days. It seemed he had opened his cage with the key we gave him, but then made the fatal mistake of making some coffee using the out-of-date milk I'd left on the radiation plate to mutate last week, he was found some minutes later superglued to an oxygen tank and returned safely to his cage.

Tuesday
Today we discovered that Groundsman Kent's body was still alive, but there were more important things at hand like the First Institute Wet Overalls Competition, so I wrote a post-it note reminder and made my way to the pantry."

Written by Jay
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