Observations from Technician Hardcastle.

WEEK 590 - 591

Sunday
CCTV Camera #2 shows Dr. Rog lying asleep in the serilisation chamber. There seem to be some kind of flowers by his feet. I have not been able to discern what has happened to him, as the camers in the local vicinity have been covered by something Rawson put on them, possibly while let out of the cage on an exercise period. When removing these objects from the front of the camera, I decided to leave Dr. Rog asleep, as it's only kind. Dr. Jameson is superglued upside-down to the decomtaminaion airlock oxygen tank. I think I will leave him there.

Tuesday
Rawson is still in his cage, asleep on the toilet, with a mobile phone in his mouth. We can only assume he was amazed by the pretty colours and strange noises, and the excitement must have tired it out. The Institute Wet Overalls Competition is going well. Dr. Jameson has bet on Dr. El Cid to win it.

Wednesday
The subject is asleep. We, the institute staff, are playing Radioactive-Materials-Cricket in the reactor room. Dr. Randy's environment suit is ripped. Maybe I shall tell him while he runs. He is on the other team, after all.

Thursday
The subject is STILL sleeping in the corner of the cage. It has not responded to the prodding and poking of Dr Jay. The Doctors, and Groundsman Kent are worried that the creation may have slipped into a coma of some kind.

Friday
The subject has awoken. The only thing that stirred it was Dr Shields bashing the cage bars with an iron bar. This sent Rawson into an incredible rage, he leapt around the containment area in a frenzy screaming at Dr Shields. It was only the powers of Dr. Jay, Dr. Randy, Dr. Rog, Dr. Jameson and some powerful sedatives that managed to placate the beast.

Saturday
Rawson was seen earlier this morning engaging in deep philosophical conversation with the toilet. I have been ordered to remove it by Dr. Jay, but the subject has become incredibly protective of his new "friend". I am worried to go near it without the stun baton, but the batteries need charging after yesterday. I think I shall leave the toilet.

Written by Paul 'Can I Get A What What?' Hardcastle - ihatemyself.org
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