Shannon, A girls name, not that common or so we are made to believe. Have you ever met anyone called Shannon over the age of 3? I know I haven't.

The only Shannon's I have ever seen have fat working class mums with about 600 children who are all going crazy all the time like a managery of elephants rattled by the rabbit's paw. The Shannon in the family is always the young girl under the age of 3 who think she's 20.

They have piercings up to their ~~eyebrows~~ nose hairs and clothes like they were Mrs. Beckham. It makes me sick. Why can they not live normal lives, they spend all their money on kids and don't even have enough for a decent house.

In conclusion Shannon is a name for girls under 3 with attitude problems. NEVER NAME YOUR CHILD THIS.

Jameson
@The nursing home banging old ladies

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