MAIN » ARTICLES The Iain (Rawson) Study, part 9 Dr Jameson here, founder and sole creator of the Iain (Rawson) Study. Since we began the lifestyle of Nobby the creature has not really changed, so I've decided to tell you what happens in an average day here at the study: 9:00am - All researchers and Doctors awaken to fake sleep study samples. 3:00pm - The creature (No Iain) finally awakens. Naked and blind he runs across the floor to his best friend, his Vetec computer for Under 3's. 3:30pm - Now fully awake, the creature decides to cover his body with the garmets we provide him. He looks about for a short while and remembers what he is doing, he does a victory dance and jumps back on his Vetec. 3:37pm - He remembers his music station, he switches on the loudest music he can and nobs his head to it, whilst playing on his Vetec. 4:00pm - He smells his armpits and faints. 4:05pm - He awakens, rubs his head and thinks. 4:10pm - He thinks some more. 4:30pm - He decides to clean himself all over and leave his genetalia till last, because he finds it funny when he gets bigger. 5:30pm - After playing with his small penis for about 45mins, he begins to get bored. He finds a bowl of water that we provide him and calls for his sister lizzie. He places his penis in the bowl and when she arrives in the room says, "look Liz, it floats". This has become a ritual to him. 6:00pm - He now feels hungry. Being a hunter gatherer he runs about for a while and raids some of his cupboards. He finds Coco Pops and marmite. He adds these two ingredients together to create what he likes to call marmite pops, which he finds hilarious and does not stop laughing for a while. For the rest of the night he tends to return to his Vetec unless we introduce the one we name Jen to the equation and he will be occupied with tongues and fondling for the remainder of the evening. At about 3 - 4am he tends to resign back to the comfort of his bed, and the process begins again. Jameson @Iain Study Article Written by Jameson jugsy_the_bugsy@hotmail.com