Once again I have decided to create a new “cult” article. Started with Iain Study and continuing with the “As time goes by articles”. Both these to successful article cults have inspired me to write a new first article, ladies and gentlemen I give you, The H files.

Our hero’s of this story are given only the names of Tiddlewink and Wheeler. For a long time these two have tried to explain the unexplained and discover the truth behind many mysteries.

But now they have come across their greatest rival or enemy or dingbat. His name is only known as Mr. H. He has terrible power and uses these only for evil.

Now my friends I shall tell you the first chapter in the ongoing story of, The H files.

It was a normal day and Tiddlewink awaked in his bed. He turned to cuddle his partner but wheeler was not there. He looked out of the window and saw it was a cold morning because the windows were steamed up due to the hot passionate gay love making of the night before.

He came downstairs only to find Wheeler at his computer writing away.

Tiddlewink: “What are you doing hunny? its so early”
Wheeler replied “I’m afraid its urgent my love, we had a message from Charlie and he told us that there is a new evil in the world”
Tiddlewink: “New evil?”
Wheeler: “Yes new evil?”
Tiddlewink: “What kind of evil?”
Wheeler: “Evil, evil”
Tiddlewink gave Wheeler a stern look said, “damn, the worst kind”

After having some of Wheelers love cheese on toast, Tiddlewink and Wheeler left the house. They got in the “Triple R” (Reliant Robin Racer) and zoomed off at 20 miles per hour. They reached HQ and headed for the meeting room. The automatic door of the meeting room was broken so they had to climb through a hole in the wall, Wheeler being a fat little bastard had trouble and his small erection got caught crack but he eventually got through.

They were greeted by Charlie who said “Morning honey bees, this is not giraffe, trouble is wombat in the snake boot, Enemy name lion fish cat can be known as Mr. H, research found elephant real name Mark Hulley monkfish”

Charlie always spoke in code but Tiddlewink and Wheeler knew what he meant, Mr. H, the enemy, the evil, his real name was Mark Hulley.

To be continued……..

Article Written by Jameson
jugsy_the_bugsy@hotmail.com