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The Camping Trip Version 2, by Rawson


PART 1
Last nite was a "blast". We were all (Dr Shields, Ryan, Jay, Hendy, Edd, Randeh, Danny G, Lawrence, Jack, and myself - I. C. Rawson JDNT MPD aa? Esq. - aka "Dr Zian", "Chunk" or simply - "Rawson"... don't ask me why.)

So we got into our four transportaional vehicles - after rendevousing at Chez Adams. The five vehicular transit mechanisms (In convoy order):

  1. The Adams 4x4 - Driven By Mrs Adams - with Miss Adams riding Shotgun.
  2. Dangerous Dave King's Bloody Big Hunk Of Metal.. 'The Tank' maybe - Driven by Mr King
  3. The Edkins Survival Civic - Driven by Mrs Margaret Edkins
  4. The Rawson KA2 - Driven by my mother...
  5. and finally - Wheelers Dads car - driven by Mr Wheeler.
We left Chez Adams - and 'ripped' up to Rendlesham Forest in tight convoy - Lead by the Adams 4x4, the estd. journey time for this leg of the trip would have to be 20 to 25 mins. Mrs Adams, Miss Adams, and Margaret - went to book us in at the 'lodge' (small tourist station) - whilst Dangerous Dave sat in his Tank feeling recklace. However - once we realised that the campsite would cost ?4.50 each (more than our ?3.30 individual shopping price) - we decided to move on to another location known to parents as Shoittisham. Shottisham sounds shoddy.

As soon as we passed the campsite we knew that it would be dangerous - and this was highlighted by the arrival of the legendary "Kesgrave High School, Suffolk" Van - with its hold full of disruptive sixth form students. However - this time the sick old camp site owner wouldnt take us, as "single sex groups are more rowdy". It seems that when women are present - "the lads" would rather have quiet fun, than run arround with pine cones shouting abuse. Margaret also deduced (fromn consultaion with the present 'Finer') that the Sixth form group were close to being kicked out already, due to noise.

And so we got back into convoy and headed back to Chez Adams - on the way back though we were presently surprised by the loss of Mr and Mrs Edkins - although they were later found.

Dr Shields, My mother, and myself then headed back to my house to pick up 32 TESCO value beef burgers (with onion), as well as some nice galaxy Ice creams, before heading back to Jacks for the night itself....

PART 2
So we were all at the Adams place of existance - in one of his back gardens..this area of grass land was approximately 15 meters wide, by 20 to 25 meters - more than large enough for Hendy's Beast of a tent. It took a team of 6 Men to construct the beast - Hendy and myself started, but it was quite diffucult and ended up taking .... to be continued...

PART ...
Ideas for the Jacks Tent Article:

11 men, 4 bar-be-ques, 2 crates of stella, 1 night of fun
Camping..... In Jacks Garden

Not much yet.. I fell asleep at arround 2:30pm and I only just woke up - I feel totally fucked...



Article Written by Rawson