I would like to announce to the readers of TON [we know you must exist, I'm sure], that it has been incorrectly stated that I am Jameson's father, as proved here:

"Remember my father is Paul" - Jameson, Article #166

I am simply correcting the facts that are obviously being horribly warped by Jameson's mind, lord knows what 6th Form has done to him [I think I may have played a part in it..], but he is obviously still crazy.

- Paul 'Not Jameson's Father' Hardcastle

p.s. Is this the shortest article?

(No, this isn't an article, it's just a piece of text in the articles section - Jay)

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