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Why you should vote for Hardcastle, by Rawson
Looking at Hardcastle, you see two men. One tough skinned army cadet, who has the courage and skill to rule the world, and one comic genius – who makes websites and gets his ‘groovy ass a jumpin’ down at ‘indie night’ with such others as Emma Abbott, and numerous other Bra’s.
As such, I have divided this page into two sections. The first describes his comic value here at The Online Net, whilst the second describes the man as a whole.
‘What makes Hardcastle great’ is a question that I hear frequently as I walk around school/college/miscellaneous. You see, he is great, yet not many people realise this due to his utter greatness. What the hell is he trying to say, I hear you wonder – well, take someone who is deemed great like James or Randy and look into the reason as to why the public think they are so great. The reason is that the utterly flaunt their greatness, advertising themselves for ‘laughs’. They sell themselves to the people for the scrapings that they are given… and they thrive on this.
Now Hardcastle is different. Whilst he may not appear to be doing great things all the time – in truth he actually is. Whilst James jumps around and tries to be funny, or Randy cooks ‘fries’ – Hardcastle is broadcasting comedy on the radio, at no cost to the listeners. He is making a website alone that in quality equals, or even overtakes, other websites of… similar calibre.
So let us quickly recap this simple relation between the almighty ‘Pi’, and others of decreasing value. The others may have written more articles. But they are fading into the darkness. James has gone and Randy has become a historian, simply describing… LAN gaming events.
If you compare Hardcastle to Mother Teresa, and Randy to George ‘Dubya’ Bush – then ask yourself, would you really want to waste your vote on a shallow celebrity idol, or are you going to invest it in someone of real charm, quality, and with a foundation that others rely on. When you laugh at the comic stories as told by someone like Hendy, remember that the entire system of comedy has fundamentals based upon the mishaps, and general tomfoolery of those that are greater that the tertiary comedians. They are just standing on the shoulders of giant… people.
Back to the point, we must all look inwards at the people we hate. Everyone hates themselves in some way – of course some have more reason too. Anyone who doesn’t hate themselves to at least a small degree is either deluding themselves into thinking that they are greater than they are, or they are simply too stupid to understand the truth. Without resentment – there can be no guilt, and without guilt the entire system, the hierarch of life, collapses. The world would simply cease to exist. The larger they are, the harder they… think they are.
Again, we look at Hardcastle, and look at ourselves. This is his charm, and also his worst fortune, for when we look at him to try to rank him compared to other well known ‘players’ – we turn to ourselves. We look inwards and cannot see his true grace. Hardcastle – is an outstanding writer, web designer, radio broadcaster, comic genius, day to day idol and selfless workaholic… and I am sure that I don’t need to point this out.
As a human being, Hardcastle is top. His clothing is said to resemble “either of the Gallacher brothers” – and he has been described as having the fashion sense of a “60's reject”. However I see differently. The clothes that he wears can be described as conservative – but not in a bad way. He doesn’t waste his money on stupid brands and label items – rather he seems to have very little money to waste. In fact, I have never seen Hardcastle buy anything stupid. He only has what he needs – and anything else seems to be, in his eyes, a trivial waste of cash. This may seem to point to some sort of lack of craziness, but this is not true. The only people, who waste money on craziness, are those who are funny in no other way. We relate this to James Davey, I'm not sure why but he annoyed me today and yesterday and the day before and then the two days before that including the day prior to that and that other day before that (Also a month before that, including a month both prior too and succeeding that time.)
‘Anyhoo’ – as can be seen by quotes such as “my god, this stool has nipples” and “Rusty is a dickhead, don’t vote for him”. Although he has these powers, his only downfall is that, in his own words, he “can’t be funny on demand”. This is his only curse – and his main skill. Unlike other people like me, who try to be funny when asked (and always fail) he only does something funny when he finds it to be funny. This gives him a one hundred percent success rate and makes him great. If I were in MSN id give him a (y). {Thumbs up}
We’re Back once again… for Hardcastle the master.
Rawson
Vote Hardcastle as greatest TON member, after all – it was my idea in the first place… so what I say goes.
!
Written by Rawson
As such, I have divided this page into two sections. The first describes his comic value here at The Online Net, whilst the second describes the man as a whole.
‘What makes Hardcastle great’ is a question that I hear frequently as I walk around school/college/miscellaneous. You see, he is great, yet not many people realise this due to his utter greatness. What the hell is he trying to say, I hear you wonder – well, take someone who is deemed great like James or Randy and look into the reason as to why the public think they are so great. The reason is that the utterly flaunt their greatness, advertising themselves for ‘laughs’. They sell themselves to the people for the scrapings that they are given… and they thrive on this.
Now Hardcastle is different. Whilst he may not appear to be doing great things all the time – in truth he actually is. Whilst James jumps around and tries to be funny, or Randy cooks ‘fries’ – Hardcastle is broadcasting comedy on the radio, at no cost to the listeners. He is making a website alone that in quality equals, or even overtakes, other websites of… similar calibre.
So let us quickly recap this simple relation between the almighty ‘Pi’, and others of decreasing value. The others may have written more articles. But they are fading into the darkness. James has gone and Randy has become a historian, simply describing… LAN gaming events.
If you compare Hardcastle to Mother Teresa, and Randy to George ‘Dubya’ Bush – then ask yourself, would you really want to waste your vote on a shallow celebrity idol, or are you going to invest it in someone of real charm, quality, and with a foundation that others rely on. When you laugh at the comic stories as told by someone like Hendy, remember that the entire system of comedy has fundamentals based upon the mishaps, and general tomfoolery of those that are greater that the tertiary comedians. They are just standing on the shoulders of giant… people.
Back to the point, we must all look inwards at the people we hate. Everyone hates themselves in some way – of course some have more reason too. Anyone who doesn’t hate themselves to at least a small degree is either deluding themselves into thinking that they are greater than they are, or they are simply too stupid to understand the truth. Without resentment – there can be no guilt, and without guilt the entire system, the hierarch of life, collapses. The world would simply cease to exist. The larger they are, the harder they… think they are.
Again, we look at Hardcastle, and look at ourselves. This is his charm, and also his worst fortune, for when we look at him to try to rank him compared to other well known ‘players’ – we turn to ourselves. We look inwards and cannot see his true grace. Hardcastle – is an outstanding writer, web designer, radio broadcaster, comic genius, day to day idol and selfless workaholic… and I am sure that I don’t need to point this out.
As a human being, Hardcastle is top. His clothing is said to resemble “either of the Gallacher brothers” – and he has been described as having the fashion sense of a “60's reject”. However I see differently. The clothes that he wears can be described as conservative – but not in a bad way. He doesn’t waste his money on stupid brands and label items – rather he seems to have very little money to waste. In fact, I have never seen Hardcastle buy anything stupid. He only has what he needs – and anything else seems to be, in his eyes, a trivial waste of cash. This may seem to point to some sort of lack of craziness, but this is not true. The only people, who waste money on craziness, are those who are funny in no other way. We relate this to James Davey, I'm not sure why but he annoyed me today and yesterday and the day before and then the two days before that including the day prior to that and that other day before that (Also a month before that, including a month both prior too and succeeding that time.)
‘Anyhoo’ – as can be seen by quotes such as “my god, this stool has nipples” and “Rusty is a dickhead, don’t vote for him”. Although he has these powers, his only downfall is that, in his own words, he “can’t be funny on demand”. This is his only curse – and his main skill. Unlike other people like me, who try to be funny when asked (and always fail) he only does something funny when he finds it to be funny. This gives him a one hundred percent success rate and makes him great. If I were in MSN id give him a (y). {Thumbs up}
We’re Back once again… for Hardcastle the master.
Rawson
Vote Hardcastle as greatest TON member, after all – it was my idea in the first place… so what I say goes.
!
Written by Rawson