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If you know me, you will probably realise that I am usually scheming one thing or another. Whether it be something stupid, something funny, or something stupid, funny and damn right dangerous at the same time.
Anyway, as it is of course Christmas day, I think that it is time for the online net to declassify some of its current projects. Most are still under tight security, but may I introduce to you Project Harlem, and Project Cold play:
Project Harlem
Project Cold play
Project Harlem:
Project Harlem began a long, long time ago. It began as project Harlet, and at one time was also known as ‘the collaboration of lucrative minds’. The main thoughts behind project Harlem was to consider how easy it would be to not only invent a person, but to make the local people think that he is a distant friend – someone who they know.
The projects first dawn, was when the online net had its own forum. You may not remember this – but for a brief period of time there was a small forum which was quickly abused by the greats such as Lawrence Wheeler, Barry Man, and Errol. These people were of course yesterday’s crew of TON, although much has changed in the company in the past few months.
The time was that in which James was distant, much like today – and for comic value, I invented a name, a mister Harlet. To toy with James’ logic, I also insulted myself so that he would be confused. This worked brilliantly, and he asked me if I knew who Harlet was. He even joked that Joshua Harlet name was much like the name of a ‘Harlot’ or whore. This he assumed was his real name, which made me laugh.
Anyway, I quickly made an e-mail address for Mr Harlet, josh_harlet@hotmail.com, and I let the fun commence – logging in once or twice a month to generally insult.
As time evolved, I captured some pretty terrific chat logs, which will each become an article as they are declassified. For now, you need to know only that the project exists, and that Josh has a brother. Guess his name my ‘young padowans’, and maybe I tell you more.
Project Cold Play:
Project Cold Play was a much simpler idea. It began when I was waiting for 4 hours in the Odeon cinema, waiting to see that shit new bond film ‘die another day’. Anyway, I saw mary kate and Ashley postcards, and decided to see how many I could nick, without getting the attention of the Odeon employees who were circling every quarter of an hour. I ended up with around one hundred, and realised that this could get extreme.
Xtreme.
Anyway – I went to sixth form, and with the help of certain other individuals, we began the process. So far project mayhem cold play has around 1000 cards. Soon they will begin their journey.
That is all for now. Have a good Christmas, and live to die another day.
Written by RAWSON
Anyway, as it is of course Christmas day, I think that it is time for the online net to declassify some of its current projects. Most are still under tight security, but may I introduce to you Project Harlem, and Project Cold play:
Project Harlem
Project Cold play
Project Harlem:
Project Harlem began a long, long time ago. It began as project Harlet, and at one time was also known as ‘the collaboration of lucrative minds’. The main thoughts behind project Harlem was to consider how easy it would be to not only invent a person, but to make the local people think that he is a distant friend – someone who they know.
The projects first dawn, was when the online net had its own forum. You may not remember this – but for a brief period of time there was a small forum which was quickly abused by the greats such as Lawrence Wheeler, Barry Man, and Errol. These people were of course yesterday’s crew of TON, although much has changed in the company in the past few months.
The time was that in which James was distant, much like today – and for comic value, I invented a name, a mister Harlet. To toy with James’ logic, I also insulted myself so that he would be confused. This worked brilliantly, and he asked me if I knew who Harlet was. He even joked that Joshua Harlet name was much like the name of a ‘Harlot’ or whore. This he assumed was his real name, which made me laugh.
Anyway, I quickly made an e-mail address for Mr Harlet, josh_harlet@hotmail.com, and I let the fun commence – logging in once or twice a month to generally insult.
As time evolved, I captured some pretty terrific chat logs, which will each become an article as they are declassified. For now, you need to know only that the project exists, and that Josh has a brother. Guess his name my ‘young padowans’, and maybe I tell you more.
Project Cold Play:
Project Cold Play was a much simpler idea. It began when I was waiting for 4 hours in the Odeon cinema, waiting to see that shit new bond film ‘die another day’. Anyway, I saw mary kate and Ashley postcards, and decided to see how many I could nick, without getting the attention of the Odeon employees who were circling every quarter of an hour. I ended up with around one hundred, and realised that this could get extreme.
Xtreme.
Anyway – I went to sixth form, and with the help of certain other individuals, we began the process. So far project mayhem cold play has around 1000 cards. Soon they will begin their journey.
That is all for now. Have a good Christmas, and live to die another day.
Written by RAWSON