Figure (1a): The location of Leeds in the United Kingdom.

Figure (2a): The location of the United Kingdom, in relation to Leeds.

AS shown in figure 1a (The location of Leeds in the United Kingdom), Leeds is located in the United Kingdom – in the position shown in the diagram (1a) above. It can also be noted, as shown in figure 2a the location of the United Kingdom, in relation to Leeds: Leeds is in the exact centre of the United Kingdom. From this, I can justify that Leeds is the most important place in the United Kingdom, and that this is why they put it in the very middle of the country.

After being told by our subject teacher that everyone in Leeds used to work for the mines in Bangladesh, I thought that it would be an interesting to interview various people from the Leeds community. I interviewed 5 men, all 24 years old, and all of African American Descent. They were all from an area of Leeds that could be considered ‘theh ghettow’. Oddly enough, they all gave me exactly the same answer:

Me: Hello Mr Johnson, I thank you for participating in this investigation.
Pimp Jonny: Damn biatch, I was down in tha hood with my ghetto homey’s and then I jumped in my lowrider and got down with your bad self. Word.
Me: I think that for this, I shall have to adapt my questions slightly. My first question. After working at a mine for a day, do you prefer to eat Aunt Bessies, or a supermarkets own brand of Yorkshire Puddings.
Pimp Jonny: Well shorty, damn, Usually I just go bakin’ my own shits’.
Me: ..and you do this how often?
Pimp Jonny: well, I be dissin maa rolley about the hood, listenin’ to that bitchin shit.
Me: Were you in Leeds during the great upmoval?
Pimp Jonny: Yes I was. It was interesting…

The great upmoval was a very interesting time, during which Leeds was moved to the United States of America. This is shown in diagram 2a: The temporary location of Leeds in the USA.

Diagram 3b: The location of Leeds in the United States

As can be seen, Leeds was a country that was much bigger than the United States. Strangely enough the twin countries, were located along a major light-yellow wobbly line, and was held in position by some odd wire looking things. These broke at a later date and propelled Leeds back to its original position. This took place along with a soundtrack of the sighs of 400,000 bakers, and a donkey. Tragically the donkey later died in a tragic bass fish collecting incident. He was buried in his own bucket which was located in one of the many underground malls that are located in Ipswich. The entire city of Ipswich is built on top of three other underground cities – one is shown in figure 2a – shown below in figure 2a.

Figure 2a – figure 2a.

This is a four dimensional representation of the city of Ipswich, it was created on a complex system of buzzing gadgets that then created a system of living in tubes. One of these tubes is shown below in figure 2a.

Figure 2a – a jar jar.

Jars are used to keep fruity products safe from harm. I can use my knowledge of Jam to justify the thought that air kills Jam. Thus Jam is alive. Thus Jam is our ruler. We must all bow down and trust Jam to give us the truth. The truth that we are not alone.

Written by Rawson