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Rawson - Fosters
Fosters is a drink that nearly everyone has heard of, it is famous and internationally acclaimed. It can also be quite nice tasting while you are in the right frame of mind. However despite a variety of postive points it is disliked in it's home nation. A good advertising campaign means that Fosters is respected near and far.
Loince - Budweiser
Budweiser is a drink with many good attributes. Firstly it's adverts are really quite funny and this is one of the reasons the Lager is so well loved. The beer may taste a little weak but thats just the taste playing with you, in reality it is as strong as the rest.
Hendrix - Stella Artois
Stella Artois nearly always comes in large amounts. Some may call Stella cheap when in reality it is reassuringly expensive. With Stella you get alot for your money, you may like a posh drink every now and then but what it boils down to is Stella.
Jameson - John Smiths
John Smiths recent advertising campaign have established it as quite a fun bitter, it is not exported so talk to a foreigner about it and he will not know what you are going on about however John Smiths is much appreciated at home. People may claim they don't like the taste, these people are lying.
Kent - Greene King IPA
A supporter of Ipswich Town Football Club and with a very strong local flavour. Recently we havn't seen as much Greene King IPA as we might have liked but getting it makes it all the sweeter. IPA is a bitter that is and always have been loved by locals even if those pesky outsiders have never heard of it.
Shields - San Miguel
San Miguel is a lager of class and distinction. It has a unique refreshing flavour and is older than most to boot. San Miguel is liked mostly by lager fans but is respected by all. Due to San Miguels wide spread popularity and overall better taste it is the subject of some jealousy. Personally I'd smack anyone who disses San Mig.
Jay - Kronenburg 1664
Kronenburg is a mysterious lager, pretty much everybody knows Kronenburg but only a lucky few have tasted it. People who do taste Kronenburg always like it as it has an agreeable flavour. What 1664 boils down to is quality.
Craig Shimmon - Castlemain XXXX
Castlemain is a disgusting beer, it is loathed in its home country and strongly detested by those abroad. I havn't actually met anyone who claims to like Castlemain yet. Some people like to try it but they are always disapointed. Trust me on this one, don't drink XXXX.
Pandeh - Guiness
A drink reserved for the mature, elder population. Guiness is a very refined drink that can be traced back a long way, it is a drink for the intelligant and those who dislike it keep well away. Probably the best stout on the market.
Jacky Boy - Strongbow
A tough and strong cider Strongbow is not for the weakhearted. It tastes alot nicer than most ciders but will still kick your arse if you are not careful. Strongbows adverts were fronted by Johnny Vaugen. Strongbow is a drink that everyone can enjoy but just watch the quantity you consume.
Danny G - Scrumpy Jack
A fun loving cider that is none the less very stong. Scrumpy Jack has a mysterious element to it and appeals to an audiance of hardcore cider drinkers. Scrumpy Jack is the best tasting cider out there and is also Jon Randalls drink of choice.
Rusty - Tetleys
Tetleys is a drink that you do not see as much as you would like perhaps because it is from far away. Tetleys is a very refreshing bitter that is a great beer to just sit down with and chill. For some reason Tetleys is a drink that is very difficult to pull.
Kendal - Newcastle Brown Ale
From the northern city of Newcastle, Brown Ale is a very laddish drink with a fun personality. Brown Ale no longer sponsors Newcastle which is very sad indeed. An aditional comment from Jay is "Also she is Brown" which I am not sure is entirely relevant.
Written by Randy
Fosters is a drink that nearly everyone has heard of, it is famous and internationally acclaimed. It can also be quite nice tasting while you are in the right frame of mind. However despite a variety of postive points it is disliked in it's home nation. A good advertising campaign means that Fosters is respected near and far.
Loince - Budweiser
Budweiser is a drink with many good attributes. Firstly it's adverts are really quite funny and this is one of the reasons the Lager is so well loved. The beer may taste a little weak but thats just the taste playing with you, in reality it is as strong as the rest.
Hendrix - Stella Artois
Stella Artois nearly always comes in large amounts. Some may call Stella cheap when in reality it is reassuringly expensive. With Stella you get alot for your money, you may like a posh drink every now and then but what it boils down to is Stella.
Jameson - John Smiths
John Smiths recent advertising campaign have established it as quite a fun bitter, it is not exported so talk to a foreigner about it and he will not know what you are going on about however John Smiths is much appreciated at home. People may claim they don't like the taste, these people are lying.
Kent - Greene King IPA
A supporter of Ipswich Town Football Club and with a very strong local flavour. Recently we havn't seen as much Greene King IPA as we might have liked but getting it makes it all the sweeter. IPA is a bitter that is and always have been loved by locals even if those pesky outsiders have never heard of it.
Shields - San Miguel
San Miguel is a lager of class and distinction. It has a unique refreshing flavour and is older than most to boot. San Miguel is liked mostly by lager fans but is respected by all. Due to San Miguels wide spread popularity and overall better taste it is the subject of some jealousy. Personally I'd smack anyone who disses San Mig.
Jay - Kronenburg 1664
Kronenburg is a mysterious lager, pretty much everybody knows Kronenburg but only a lucky few have tasted it. People who do taste Kronenburg always like it as it has an agreeable flavour. What 1664 boils down to is quality.
Craig Shimmon - Castlemain XXXX
Castlemain is a disgusting beer, it is loathed in its home country and strongly detested by those abroad. I havn't actually met anyone who claims to like Castlemain yet. Some people like to try it but they are always disapointed. Trust me on this one, don't drink XXXX.
Pandeh - Guiness
A drink reserved for the mature, elder population. Guiness is a very refined drink that can be traced back a long way, it is a drink for the intelligant and those who dislike it keep well away. Probably the best stout on the market.
Jacky Boy - Strongbow
A tough and strong cider Strongbow is not for the weakhearted. It tastes alot nicer than most ciders but will still kick your arse if you are not careful. Strongbows adverts were fronted by Johnny Vaugen. Strongbow is a drink that everyone can enjoy but just watch the quantity you consume.
Danny G - Scrumpy Jack
A fun loving cider that is none the less very stong. Scrumpy Jack has a mysterious element to it and appeals to an audiance of hardcore cider drinkers. Scrumpy Jack is the best tasting cider out there and is also Jon Randalls drink of choice.
Rusty - Tetleys
Tetleys is a drink that you do not see as much as you would like perhaps because it is from far away. Tetleys is a very refreshing bitter that is a great beer to just sit down with and chill. For some reason Tetleys is a drink that is very difficult to pull.
Kendal - Newcastle Brown Ale
From the northern city of Newcastle, Brown Ale is a very laddish drink with a fun personality. Brown Ale no longer sponsors Newcastle which is very sad indeed. An aditional comment from Jay is "Also she is Brown" which I am not sure is entirely relevant.
Written by Randy