It may be a little out of date, but I have always been meaning to write an article about last Christmas, and right now seems as good a time as any. Last Christmas was quite boring in many respects, all except for the Christmas tree situation – in which I created THE TON TREE. This took me quite some time, and as you will see from the enclosed pictures it was quite a nice looking tree. Sadly it was only knee height, but I specifically remember someone complementing it or something.

The tree is of course completely fake, and is made from wire and plastic. This makes it a little pointless, and I don’t really understand the idea of trees at Christmas anyway – so I wont say anything about that here. The fact is though, that it looked pretty, and we shall not complain about that. If you will notice, I was also given an advent calendar. Scooby Doo I think it was about, I ended up not opening any of the days until December 26th, at which point I ate all the chocolate at once.

Looking forward, its possible to say that the next Christmas should be a lot of fun.. Whilst there will of course be revision – there will be the splendid availability of alcohol, since I am not usually given that much. This year I intend to purchase a fridge within the next few weeks, and to then stock the fridge in a Mark Ainsworth esq. way. I will then invite people to my house to partake in a brew and some nibbles.

So this article is of course totally pointless – being that it is late September and Christmas was and is months away. Maybe I should just invite people around now…

So – back to the grind, as Hendrix always says. Time to earn the money to buy the alcohol to get drunk, to remember nothing, to make earning money seem all the more pointless.

And they said adulthood was complicated.

Written by Rawson