I thought I would write this article because not only would it be interesting to actually think of 100 things I'd like to do, it would also give me a list of things to do, clever eh?

1. Lift 70kg on a bench press
2. Run the london Marathon
3. Become a profession boxer
4. Complete the Arbuckles challenge
5. Sqeeze Britney Spears bum
6. Win the lottery
7. Appear on 'Who wants to be a millionaire' and go home with nothing
8. Fool someone into thinking I'm blind
9. Quit Tesco's and never go back
10. Conquer my fear of hights and go skydiving
11. Become a marksman in the police
12. Become a tank driver in the army
13. Buy and restore a mini
14. Own a Ford Mustang
15. Become a transvestite for a least a month
16. Create a jet pack
17. Create rocket boots
18. Go into space
19. Climb Mount. Snowdon
20. Live in America
21. Live in Austraila
22. Learn to surf
23. Own a bar in Benidorm
24. Really smack Lawrence, enough to break his nose
25. Have the 'birds and the bees' talk with some kid I dont know
26. Turn down sex with a beautiful woman
27. Make a movie that gets number 1 in the US box office
28. Star in a Britsh Film
29. Live on the streets
30. Trek across the Sahara
31. Ride a motorbike across the sahara
32. Drive a monster truck
33. Become known as 'Trevor'
34. Cut off someones little toe
35. Go to an illegal rave
36. Do drugs
37. Have a house party with Paris Hilton
38. Feel Jordons brests and say to her "sorry love I've felt better"
39. Get boob implants and have them removed a month later
40. When I'm 50 marry a 20 year old
41. Make a fake UFO video tape
42. Make a fake Nessy video tape
43. Change my name to Martha Fuckwit
44. Live as a hermit in a small cave
45. Masturbate in a carpark
46. Open a record store called 'Music for the hard of hearing'
47. Become a goth
48. Kiss a goth
49. Bum a goth
50. Tell a goth they would look better in white
51. Kick a vicar up the arse
52. Kick a bishop up the arse
53. Kick the Arch Bishop up the arse
54. Kick the pope up the arse
55. Find proof God does not exist
56. Grow a beard
57. Make a website
58. Film a porn movie
59. Have sex with a prostitute
60. Star in a porn movie
61. Tell Laura Ashwell she really should get a life
62. Front a rock band
63. Learn to play the guitar
64. Hug Hendy more often
65. Hold my breath for 5 mins
66. Set myself on fire
67. Open a barbers called 'Shave'ems'
68. Attempt a world record
69. Become a professional skateboarder
70. Meet Tony Hawk and kidnap his daughter
71. Marry a Spanish Bloke called Pablo
72. Give something to Rawson that he really wants
73. Down a pint of beer in under 4 seconds
74. Write a Novel called 'Mr Spagetti's last crusade
75. Shave every hair off my body
76. Get a Tattoo on my arse saying 'Spandex rocks'
77. Learn Japanese
78. Learn Kung Fu
79. Work as a free-lance photographer
80. Become a biggamist
81. Eat 4 cucumbers in the space of 30 minuites
82. Convince someone that bananas have feelings
83. Learn to moon walk
84. Learn to break dance
85. Own a small monkey called 'Frankenfurt Oubersnitch'
86. Shake hands with the Queen
87. Live amongst penguins for a week
88. Kill a crocodile with my a small but effective salmon
89. Mud-wrestle a naked woman
90. Ask a girl to "suck me beautiful"
91. Become a black belt in Origami
92. Punch a man twice my size
93. Go backpacking in northern europe
94. Learn to fly a heli-copter
95. Visit Winston Churchill's grave
96. Eat squid
97. Govern a small country off Nabaska
98. Learn to cry again
99. Never break anyones heart again
100. Share the love
101. Live forever...

Jameson