- Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how
many you can do at once.
- Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
- Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
- Dance naked in front of your pets.
- Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to pre-school
as if nothing is wrong.
- Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
- Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high
places.
- Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
- Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
- Buy a subscription of "He - BITCH Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
- Tell your boss to "Blow it out your mule" and let them figure it out.
- Sit naked on a hard boiled egg.
- Polish your car with ear wax.
- Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages
- Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to
you.
- Braid the hairs in each nostril.
- Write a short story using alphabet soup.
- Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
- Make up a language and ask people for directions.
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