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Random chat-up lines
1. Random chat-up line: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Random chat-up line: Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
3. Random chat-up line: Just call me Milk, I'll do your body good.
4. Random chat-up line: Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
5. Random chat-up line: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. Random chat-up line: I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
7. Random chat-up line: I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. Random chat-up line: My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
9. Random chat-up line: That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
10. Random chat-up line: Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
11. Random chat-up line: I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
12. Random chat-up line: I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
13. Random chat-up line: You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
14. Random chat-up line: If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
15. Random chat-up line: Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16. Random chat-up line: I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17. Random chat-up line: I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
18. Random chat-up line: Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
19. Random chat-up line: If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
20. Random chat-up line: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
21. Random chat-up line: If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
22. Random chat-up line: Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl:"I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
23. Random chat-up line: Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
24. Random chat-up line: I look good on you.
25. Random chat-up line: I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
26. Random chat-up line: If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
27. Random chat-up line: You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
28. Random chat-up line: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29. Random chat-up line: I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
30. Random chat-up line: Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
31. Random chat-up line: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
32. Random chat-up line: Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question?
33. Random chat-up line: Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34. Random chat-up line: I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35. Random chat-up line: You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
36. Random chat-up line: My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
37. Random chat-up line: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
38. Random chat-up line: You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
39. Random chat-up line: Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
40. Random chat-up line: Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
41. Random chat-up line: The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
42. Random chat-up line: Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
43. Random chat-up line: Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
44. Random chat-up line: I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
45. Random chat-up line: Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
46. Random chat-up line: Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo Coo
47. Random chat-up line: You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
48. Random chat-up line: The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
49. Random chat-up line: Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
50. Random chat-up line: Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
51. Random chat-up line: Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?