For many a year now I have entertained people. Its what I love to do, when u see a friend laugh its the best feeling. But I feel many people only see me as a comedian but there's more to me than just that. I may be able to make many a man or woman laugh but I still believe that that takes skill, control and concentration rather like masturbation. I am a humble soul who loves the things close to him and who does not like change. This may be why I have turned to entertaining to cover my true feelings. Now everyone is moving on and getting stressed they need relaxation, so I make them laugh. In my eyes there are two types of comedy, insulting comedy e.g. calling a Mr. Lawrence Wheeler a “monkey shagger” or calling Libby a “fat heffalump who should have been shot at birth because she is destined to eat the world”. And then there is the other true comedy that we all take for granted, the true comedy, the original laughter file.
Pranks:
Putting a large stop sigh on the bus lane
Changing the letters on the bus shelters for comical purposes e.g. Suffolk county council to Suffolk cunty council.
Putting laxatives in Mr Lawrence Wheelers drink (not tried yet)
Mindless vandalism:
Stealing turnips from a field, naming them things like “Brian” and throwing them as far as possible only to see them explode on the road.
Putting bottles in the Tesco’s sign.
Seeing who can smash up a trolley the most.
Crazy stuff:
Bush diving
Jumping into signs
Riding dumpsters
Voice:
Impressions, from Steven Hawkins to retards.
Making strange noises preferably loud.
Putting in comments at the perfect moment e.g. Rawson “life sucks” Jameson “Ain’t your girlfriend meant to do that?”
The way you are:
Funny walks.
Funny faces.
Funny actions e.g. Jim Davidson.
That is mainly how I manage myself there is more but that would be telling. So I guess I will see you guys round.
Laters
Jameson
James Jameson //
Cardboard box //
In Bush //
Tesco’s Car park //
Kesgrave
