Yes the Royal family, a load of fake bastards. I will start with the oldest, the Queen mother. What a bitch she just will not die. Someone's been trying to kill her I'm sure with all the little accidents like the banana skin in the bedroom. I think she should just give it up she can’t walk very well and she doesn’t do much so what is the point of her being alive.

The Queen herself is also a bitch. I feel sorry for Charles because he's got such big ears and the fact he's old no so by the time the Queen flogs her noggin he’ll be almost dead to. So I think the one who gets the best out of this is little Dick, I mean Willy.

He’s a wanker to he sits there with his big smile on his high chair and he knows he’s going to be king and he knows what money he’s got. And he mocks us by going to university. Why he’s not going to get a job he’s got all the money in the world and he’s going to be king he can’t exactly say “no I don’t want to be king I want to work in McDonalds”. What a Penis.

Anyway I reckon that Charles should dissolve parliament I think he can do that. I mean why not you may as well run the country, piss off Blair a bit.

Has anyone ever noticed how big Cherie Blair’s mouth is? God you could fit a barge in there.

Jameson
@Fuckingham Palace

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