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Steven Hawking


Yes one of my favourite men alongside John Lennon and Mini Driver, no that's a woman cool name though. Anyway I think today was his 60th birthday and there is a tribute show or something at 10 I know I will be watching.

This man was in to science from a very early age can’t think why. He went to Cambridge university and never left he still teaches there today. He has motor neurone disease which means he can’t motor his neurone or get it up so he totally paralysed himself by jumping off a bridge, well I would, it would be like a party without twister. He jumped when he was 22 and got more famous ever since.

He supposedly discovered quantum physic's but I’m sure you lot won’t understand that, unlike me I’m a fully trained naturalist you know. He also discovered the answer to the universe which supposedly is 42.

He also featured in a specsavers advert where he went on about his eye site not sure why. He also is planning to work with Andrew Ainsworth and be entered on robot wars as “Steve the inhaler”. His main weapon is the power to bore the other robots to pieces.

Steven is a great man and has achieved a lot in his life time I doubt he will do much else but I still love the little spac.

Jameson
@Steven’s wheelchair

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