As you may or may not know our friend Rawson published an article called Mac bashing. Clearly Rawson was deluded when he wrote this title because there was no Mac “bashing” that I could see.

I shall have my digs at Macs now then we will get on to the bashing. Macs are crap its a fact of life. As Rawson says they do not crash, that’s only because they don’t use any software good enough to crash them. They cannot run games at all. They try but they do not succeed.

Also they use some Microsoft programmes, I’m not saying Microsoft are good or anything but can Apple not make there own versions of these programmes, oh yes if they did that even less people would use Macs.

Also I have had first hand experience of the Mac and the online net, Macs do not like the online net one bit they mess all the text about and not of the buttons work. You see they do not even have the capability of using some simple java scripts. Terrible.

So you can talk to Macs but can you. I have seen first hand Rawson trying to get it to open MSN for at least half an hour and then getting bored and grabbing his one buttoned mouse and opening it the normal way.

Also there is the black hole that is the Mac, I found on one of Rawson’s old Macs that if you happened to save something it always disappeared into the hole that is the Mac hard dive. You see it is split into 12 months e.g. January and then in each section there are hundreds of folders containing un-countable amounts of crap. This may just be Rawson’s Macs but hey.

Anyway on to the bashing. An iMac preferably Rawson’s sitting on a table minding its own feeble business. Then a black figure enters the room with a sledge hammer the Mac screams in the voice of Steven Hawkins “no, do not do it, I will do anything” crash the sledge hammer flies into the glass screen and the room becomes a cloud of smoke. What’s left of the Mac is thrown out of the window and lands on the Rawson family “Ka”.

Well I don’t know about you but that made me feel better.

Jameson
@the black figure shop

Article Written by Jameson
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