(We're all kids are heart - Jay)

This was a night to remember. There was 10 of us in all jay, myself, Chris, Dan the man, Ryan, Alan, Edd, Jack, Lawrence, yes Lawrence and Iain. Amy also made an appearance for a short while. For those of you who can’t remember the night it goes something like this.

8:00pm - Jameson, Chris and Rawson arrive, the party begins.
8:30pm - food is slowly being devoured, PS2 is up, most seated.
9:13pm - The first fight begins involving Jameson, Edd, Chris and Rawson.
9:30pm - The party “bangers” are unveiled, the floor is covered in confetti.
9:45pm - Ryan’s Birthday cake arrives, wishes are made and pictures are taken.
10:00pm - more toilet paper because the last lot had been thrown around.
10:15pm - Austin Powers 2 is put on
10:30pm - Amy leaves, the alcohol is brought out and the lads get going.
10:31pm- Iain gets drunk
11:00pm - Jack arrives bringing tones more alcohol.
11:12pm - Edd gets diarrhoea and shits is pants
11:13pm - Edd hangs shit pants on fence
11:15pm - alcohol getting drunk fast.
11:21pm - Edd tells everyone of shit pants, no one believes him
11:30pm - Grease lightening sung
11:45pm - Austin Powers 2 ends no one notices due to no one watching it.
00:00am - jay finishes 3 litre bottle of cider on his own.
00:01am - jay goes outside to puke
00:30am - Ryan tries to quiet things down
00:45am - It doesn’t work, jay pukes
00:50am - Edd shows Jameson shit pants
1:30am - jay sleeps
1:45am - Edd informs everyone that its not that late
1:50am - everyone is quite sober, Jack gets drunk
2:00am - Jack starts on everyone
2:10am - Jack finds everything about me hilarious
2:40am - Jack starts going mental, Chris only makes it worse
2:50am - jay sleeps, Jameson sleeps
4:10am - Jameson awakes.
4:11am - Jameson is made to do Kermit the frog impression.
4:30am - Jack starts putting ice down peoples trousers
4:45am - Everyone begins to sleep
4:49am - Jameson gets cold and moves closer to radiator
6:45am - Jameson awakes for work.

That is what I can remember, there was also a lot of food thrown and I heard the garden was covered in puke and urine. The shit pants were still on the fence. I heard it took a long time to clear up but luckily myself and Jay escaped early to avoid any responsibility.

But it was a quality party, cheers Ryan, you are the man.
Jameson


Article Written by the Jay
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