We all know of the Mr Iain Rawson, weather through his bad sexual reputation or just as a friend. I myself see him as a perfect specimen for study. I am conducting this study to try and find out why this beast of a man can have such a inhumanly large forehead and why his hair can become “afro”. I am conducting my experiment in many different lessons mainly science because Mr Kevin Smith is a boring old fuck wit.

I first created the mind control device out of parts of my diary, a snapped pencil, a pencil sharpener, insides of a biro, a pocket watch and two calculators. To get the information I need a lot of specific information. I have started collecting this info already. I don’t expect you to understand this so don’t hurt your brains by trying.