One day there were three lads on the town, Rawson, Randy and myself. We were in town for some pointless reason as per usual, like to see if the town hall had moved or something.

We were casually walking down the high street when we saw what looked like a huge giant penis sticking out from the crowd. Randy and Rawson were stunned by its size, I had seen bigger. We made our way through the crowds of swarming mindless fools with nothing much better to do than us. Before we knew it we were at the foot of the giant penis.

The fellow holding this wonder of the world was obliviously some gypsy trying to make some cash. We came to this conclusion because of the fact his clothes were very shabby, he smelt like my great auntie Nora’s undies and he had a peg leg (he did not have a parrot so we knew he wasn‘t a pirate).

Instead of shouting something comical like “ar me hartys get your big balloons here” he shouted in a very retarded almost Lawrence like voice “get your big rubber johnnies here, 2 for 50p”. Feeling very sorry for this poor man we gave him jack shit and walked by. Rawson really wanted to get a balloon but we wouldn’t let him, the fool.

This is nothing to do with this but I think today was the first day ever Rawson has had a full day off.

Jameson
@the big.. factory

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