One night there was four young chappies with not much to do but sit on the net and go fishing. Then it happened Jameson noticed he had received a email from a so called “Margaret Edkins” about some business obviously from Alan Edkins. But from this Jameson comically stole Margaret and used it as a name on msn messenger. Then jay noticed this also and became the father of the family Steve Edkins. The Robe joined the fun and became the well known Alan Edkins with the Edkins charm. Then Rawson was persuaded by the family to become Roy who had returned from McDonalds.

Margaret was told to do the dishes because she is the woman. There was much talk of Alan being the youngest and most versatile. Margaret adds “I am a woman you know“. Alan replies “so am I”. Roy leaves the room in a huff. Alan gets him to come back but only so he can leave again. Steve takes control of the situation with a grunt of “oi Edkins”. Alan talks of taking French at AS level and Steve replies “yes son you will go far, now go and wash the car you scrubber or you won’t get your fifty pence”. Steve calls Margaret a bitch a bit and smacks her round the head a bit. Roy returns and there is much talk of him getting coffee and Alan also adds “I love ya”. Roy pulls a spac and says many a horrid thing like “I’m busy” and “Alan's gay”. He leaves again, Alan moos him off. Then Steve talks of selling Roy over the internet but how Margaret stopped him. Alan and Steve have a chat about Roy not getting much on the net anyway because he's a bit “stale”. Alan speaks of stealing his PC and many a family laugh is had. Steve chants Roy's name a bit and Roy enters. Roy very angrily says “piss off” and as Steve chants on “Roy, Roy, Roy” Roy leaves again. Steve asks Margaret to give Roy a slap so she leaves and gives him a hard one. After her slapping session Margaret returns only to find the door is locked by Alan. She speaks of breaking the door down but decides instead to have it out with Steve. Steve ignores her. Alan then jumps out the window and falls 2 feet to a horrible death, Roy comes from upstairs with the family shotgun, sees his mother desperately trying to get in. He kicks the door down and looks at Steve laughing in his chair, Roy fires eight rounds into Steve’s chest and turns to his mother, she says “I’m going to watch cold feet” and leaves. As Roy looks into his fathers eyes he sees Satan himself and leaves also, for a kebab.

As we leave this family remember this story was fictional and only happened thanks to those people you call the creators and some fellow shanks.

Goodnight all

Jameson
@Margaret's side

Article Written by Jameson
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