John Lennon, one of the most remembered hippies of the 20th century well apart from the flasher at the white house but we don’t need to go into that. This man had many a great moment like that scene you always see on the TV with him standing in front of the tanks and the tanks go round him. Imagine if the tank ran him over that would not be so good. Yes and as he said “Imagine all the people” god there’s a lot. Why did this might of a man with his whole life ahead of him have to die, well I don’t know. He was assassinated I think because some guy didn’t like Lennon’s briefs that he decided to wear on his head to keep his ears warm. It’s a pity.

Anyway one of the reasons I decided to write this article was because of George Harrison's recent death, God rest his soul. He had cancer or something but if you get that rich and famous and shut yourself away like that your bound to catch some lethal disease whilst rotting in Greater Manchester. Have you noticed that how all old, out of date celebrities go to Greater Manchester. Strange.

Another reason is because John Lennon is not dead only pretending. Some of my comrades should know what I’m talking about. Yes John Lennon is alive, but in the form of a woman. This beast of lady is a splitting image of the man John himself. We see her from time to time and comically steal her helmet and run around the room with it on shouting “look at me I’m John Lennon” We don’t have a picture at the moment but I’m sure we can get one.

Another John I know of in fact my Uncle John has a surprising likeness to Ned Flanders and is like Ned a bible basher, maybe even left handed. And that reminds me what ever happened to the Monkeys?

Well anyways all dead Beatles rest in peace.

Jameson

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