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http://www.theonlinenet.co.uk/
01 ARCHIVE
list of every page, only enter when strictly necessary
02REVIEWS
03FEATURES
04RANTS
05VARIOUS OTHER CRAP
06BY JAMESON
07BY RAWSON
08BY ROG
09SITE STUFF
10COMEDY
11EVERYTHING ELSE
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Jay | 05th February | 16:00
welcome back
It's still raining. Anyway we're back with more content and a different style once again. I don't think we'll ever settle on a design due to out inept skills and 'too far down the line' syndrome restricting progress. We do try however and now we're returned after a short break there is some new stuff to publicise.
Finally after a long wait you can now read the write-up of THE FIRST GREAT TON GOLFBALL CHALLENGE, scribed by Jay and including pictures of the balls themselves - aren't we manipulators of modern media. Jameson has kept up his contribution with two more articles, one of the questionable DEPARTURE OF RAWSON and the other being a REVIEW OF THE ONLINE NET and most things within, it's hardly impartial but as always - it's definately honest and therefore credible. There has been an update of the RANDOM PICTURE PAGE, this time it's a 'Crazy Hat' special that I know you'll love as much as I do.
The webcams are still up and running, you can see recent screenshots of Jay's and the Robe's on the left. Available cams are JAY, THE ROBE and JAMESON. Rustafarian from THE ROCKET LAUNCHER also has one somewhere, so track him down if you're a stalker.
After many weeks in stasis, comes THE MIDNIGHT TOUR, a one-off and completely random feature site from the creators of the online net. Well worth a short visit at least, as long as you have nothing else to do that is. After Jay's finding of a registration plate by the side of the road, which can occasionally be seen on the Robe's webcam, Rusty attempting to compete with a tail of THIS. Verdict - not bad. After browsing for various content to steal I stumbled across LITERAL HUMOR MAN.
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Jay | 04th February | 19:27
bah
It's raining. |
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Jay | 04th February | 16:43
the robe in webcam terror incident
Robe has a webcam, in it's short and sweet life it has already become a big favourite with the community although mostly with the cretins. In the beginning it was all looking so promising, "Hendu Reveals All" he
shouted in the streets, and floods of requests from locals and the yanks arrived in his inbox.
At first it was all innocent requests, like "how about Hendu does sexy" or something along those lines until one day, two days ago, when a mail arrived with a darker request. I wasn't there at the time but from what I have gathered that is for the best. Cutting to the chase, the mail was from a middle aged man and said
"do you want to cyber?" - attached was a picture of the man... he was naked.
The Robe has yet to comment. You can view his webcam by selecting the appropriate image on the left. |
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Jay | 25th January | 17:33
the first great ton golf ball challenge
Tomorrow the online net's creators shall embark on an epic journey, a tale of good and evil, a
parody of life and an expedition that could cost them their dignity. The location is Rushmere
Golf Club, the aim - to scavenge as many golf balls from the course as possible whilst using
stealth and cunning trickery to avoid being chased by an vicious mob of businessman just trying
to enjoy themselves at the weekend - the cheek of the working class.
A full article including pictures of the event will be up Saturday eve/Sunday assuming we
return. After completion of the challenge, which we don't know when it'll be because we have no
schedule, we shall count the balls and decide what to do with them. Options are:
- Keep them
- Sell them back to the golf club
I wouldn't mind some petty cash from the exercise but no doubt if we do find any we shall just
take them home as souvenirs if you will. We did a quick survey round the office, which left us
with these estimates at the number of balls we shall collect. Jay says 3, the Robe says 0, this
survey has left us temporarily demoralised but with the strength and camaraderie we have here
at TON, we shall pull through.
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