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Episode 4: Happy Horsey Handjob!
Dog wanking is so widespread now it's become
passe already. Horse masturbating is hip now.
1. Horses can wank themselves, by flexing their wangs and then whacking them hard against their stomachs until they come.
2. Stud horses are given "willy washes" by grooms a few days before they have to perform stud duties. Going rate for grooms - £10 a wank.
3. Horse-masturbation is also a good way to keep their wangers clean (or at least this is what a reader's mother told him when he caught her wanking the family farm horses....)
4. Final proof that horse wanking is cool? Trudie Styler (Mrs Sting) personally masturbates the Sting family horses.
(FYI: final word on dog-wanking: in greyhound racing, fast dogs are "nobbled" by being wanked just before a race to slow them down.)
Episode 5: Lion Taming for Beginners
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1. Horses can wank themselves, by flexing their wangs and then whacking them hard against their stomachs until they come.
2. Stud horses are given "willy washes" by grooms a few days before they have to perform stud duties. Going rate for grooms - £10 a wank.
3. Horse-masturbation is also a good way to keep their wangers clean (or at least this is what a reader's mother told him when he caught her wanking the family farm horses....)
4. Final proof that horse wanking is cool? Trudie Styler (Mrs Sting) personally masturbates the Sting family horses.
(FYI: final word on dog-wanking: in greyhound racing, fast dogs are "nobbled" by being wanked just before a race to slow them down.)
Episode 5: Lion Taming for Beginners
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