Japan: the masturbation motherlode

So far our tireless investigations have uncovered many instances where otherwise normal humans masturbate their animals, be it to relieve stress (police dogs), make them loyal (sheepdogs) or just to clean their pipes (horses).

Now we are pleased to report that in Japan, many doting mothers wank off their teenage sons during the exam period, in order to help the boys relax and so perform better.



possibly more soon...



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