Sometimes the internet is the best thing at the time, but also sometimes It can be a bugger of gigantic proportions, if you use it more than one a month (Albert) then you may understand with what I am saying here.

I'm tired
tired of cheap computers with ---- connections
tired of games never working and most of all I'm
tired of cd-roms that thing they aren't connected when they are

But on the other hand these problems do balance out with the high points, just about. Websites and companies such as QXL.com, SwapitShop & others make waiting for that graphics overloaded page to load worth connecting to an isp who take over two weeks to answer an e-mail. Yes I'm talking about you ntl and you freeserve and don't get me started on AOL!

AOL
I've started so I'll finish, Americans are so ignorant to the surrounding world AOL must be a dream for them, getting to connect the internet with a company that has their country in the name. America On Line, fair enough but why did you have to come to the UK with your expensive call rates, extortionate connection costs and millions upon millions of free trials. Every single house has about 5 and they should never be used. For more information check the AOL warning page. HERE

SwapitShop.co.uk/com may have the most annoying commercials and from the outside looks like a cheap tacky site for kids to throw away their favorite possessions to some rich people who just laugh at them. And in a way that's what it is. But for the more mental enriched opon us it provides an opportunity to get deals only dreamt about previously. Laugh evilly as your free games arrive from QXL and then sell them to some dopey ------- for a high price and then buy some excellent quality software for a fraction of the price. [Evil laughs #2]. The site itself though is a place with much frustration causing features, the most basic of search, time outs and connection failures 24-7-365.

And Microsoft in general, a subject too big for even me to attempt to attack, you should know the problems and if you don't then you won't learn them from me, personal experience is how I find out what Microsoft are and you will do the same.

Word, Microsoft. Them again, the dictionary for starters, when will they ever employ someone English or even anyone from Europe to write the dictionary and spellchecker, the words aren't wrong they just aren't American, they're our words anyway so why don't you get your own language, the french did. Don't forget you would be speaking German if it wasn't for us, so you just think about that for a little while.

The same old cliches, the same old phrases, it's fine while you about 10 but after many a year, the same words and obvious replies to abuse is just boring. When someone says something, usually an insult there is at least one obvious answer that always comes up and so many people use the same answer. Get your own reply you sheep of society, this isn't 1999 anymore and I'm not your lost uncle!

Promises, if you can't keep them then don't even bother making them to start off with, nothings more annoying apart from the stuff mentioned above and below than asking someone for something, receiving a promise. Not getting it and then no-one giving a damn, it's not like they didn't have time although that is the general claim they just forgot because of more important things like sausage rolls and listening to the radio or watching 15 to 1. What about the rest of the time? You know who I'm talking to.

Music, music is great, enough said about that. But the people who listen to music - zombies! When will they learn, if requesting a track on a Tv show, i.e. MTV Select, don't request the obvious, It gets so boring watching the same videos over and over. You've already seen this one, chose something different. You can only watch Robbie Williams take his skin off a couple of times a day before contemplating doing the same just to get away from that ------ annoying tune and insanely brain damaging lyrics that just won't get out of your skull!

The news, it's always the same, change the record is what I'm saying. Every single day the same news, the same stories, same people, same everything. We just don't care anymore about the fuel crisis that isn't happening, mad cow disease so called that is spreading around Europe. Obviously it has been in America since the beginning so they leave it alone, why can't we? And politics, it's all mouth and no trousers. Change the record and talk about something useful like Austria.com, check out that… woah. And question time, it's not a question time, it's an argument between two overgrown kids who enjoy shouting abuse at eachother instead of running our country.

If you haven't learnt anything while reading this, then I indeed as of much of the above have wasted my time.
If you haven't agreed with anything on here then you are the people I am on about.
If you don't understand what is wrong with this world, and your country and the people around you then I suggest you take that wall out from infront of your face and take a look around.

If what I am saying is you then the other side is where you are or where you should be. The Other Side, the religion of the 21st century.

TE.