Stupid things to do when you're bored...

1) If you have a nosebleed and you're near a theme Park - go to the nearest ride. I'm sure that no one would mind getting covered in red 'paint'. Note: Also - it's fun to try this when bungee jumping - covering all the Jap's below and their Sony camcorders.

2) Go sleighing on your arse - but watch for money and used needles.

3) Inject yourself with a poisonous disease and spend the next 4 - 6 hours in a mad frenzy trying to invent a cure. --> Bonus, if you win - you get the cure named after you and if you lose, they name the disease after you :)

4) Go up to your mum and admit to being gay - when she gets your dad to have 'a talk' pretend that you don't know what he's talking about and ask - "what's a gay".

5) Tie two cars together with a piece of rope and video the consequences of putting an old woman in front of one of the cars.

6) Go into McDonald's and ask for everything on the menu. Then leave before they deliver your order.

7) Get your friend a really expensive birthday present that's totally the wrong size and let them know that you wouldn't mind taking it back:

If they say 'don't worry about it' - revel in the fun of watching your friend look stupid

If they say take it back, do so, but then keep the money.

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That's all for now - hope you had fun
Sesso Dio

Article Written by Rawson
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