This could have been a serious article – this could have solved world hunger – stopped wars, and destroyed all the worlds’ evils. However – after reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy – I am aware that the answer to the universe is 42, that the last person who went round trying to make peoples lives better – ended up being stuck on a cross by some Roman bastards, and that somebody who thinks he/she knows everything – usually doesn’t know anything much at all. But anyway...

the questions:

Do you remember sleeping with me?
How did your art go?
When is the next update?
How do you make a woman orgasm and how difficult is it?
Does it hurt to fuck a virgin?
Have you ever spit roasted a small lamb over an open fire?
Have you ever witnessed lesbians?
Do you like to masturbate?
Is life good, average or bad?
If 42 is the answer - then what’s the question?
How many Dvd's have you got in your collection?
Do you understand 18ths century English?
Do your shoes fit?
What’s your favourite hair colour?
In a woman - hair up or hair down?
Women on top – or underneath?
Snow – or Sun?
Skiing – or Snowboarding?
Skating – or Skateboarding?
Red Dwarf – Or red nose day?
Star trek – or Star wars?
If you had three wishes – what would they be?
Robson or Jerome?
Condom or Feme-don?
The pill or IUD?

And Finally?
PC – or Macintosh?

(Don't mail Rawson about these questions, i've only allowed them to be seen so he doesn't cry - Jay)

Article Written by Rawson
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