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PROFILES
the Robe
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Mumford Jeremiah Peterson
Big Man, Hindu, Rib, Johnson, Pauline
Thin and Very tall
robe@theonlinenet.co.uk
Lazy Git, Article Writer, Partner in crime.
Swimming, Coldplay, Ink Link & Immac.
Non-Stop Pop, Tarts & Mobiles
Coldplay, Boyzone, Texas, Fragma.
Foreplay, Comedy and the Other Side
Indian-Irish.
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For many a year people have wondered about this strange creature;
Where is he from? How did he get here, and most importantly of all: what does he want from us? The possibilities
are endless and so is the depth of this beings brain from recent estimates. When under top surveillance from major
worldwide crime fighting organisations he was found to be doing abnormal things such as sitting in front of a light
emitting box for extended lengths of time, and pressing random buttons on a retangular object in front of the box.
The people who asked these questions always came up with hands empty of answers.
Even trained scientists have been baffled when asked to find even the smallest fact about this being. Hours have been
spent testing samples of The Robe, and watching hardly conclusive video evidence of his movements around his teritory
and actions while on the premisis.
They did though, all come to the same conclusion that he is harmless, if a little stupid and no threat to the human race in any shape, form or abnormal state of mind.
The Robe - Definitely a mystery of science and nature.
(Pictures removed for safety reasons - Jay)
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