First I'd just like to thank Jay for giving people 24 hour access to my twisted mind. I will try to do you guys justice with my columns. I'd also like to thank my parents for having sex although I think they should give it a rest now, it's 1am in the morning and I'm knackered.

Here's an extract of my in-depth and challenging interview with Jay. I can tell you, you can't just walk into a column on The Online Net...

Rog says: merry christmas btw
Jay says: cheers, same to you Rog old boy
Rog says: dont forget "wise"...
Rog says: anyhow..
Rog says: i was thinking (quite an achievement itself)
Jay says: continue..
Rog says: i cant be bothered with my rather dull and un-inspired webby. yet i do want to write the occasional load of educated, humourous, yet pointless garbage and i was wondering if i could have a column on your webby
Jay says: short answer: yes
Rog says: long answer ?
Jay says: long answer: yeah
Rog says: i love you. this conversation will be my first column

And there you have it. Un-edited, and un-censored.

I will start my opinion columns soon, this is a mere filler until I find an interesting subject to fondle. If you wondered why I used the word fondle there, the word fondle is one of my favourite words.

Fondle, fondle, fondle,

Rog


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