A. A.I.

Artificial Intelligence. Scientific breakthrough attempting to create a computer that thinks as stupidly and irrationally as a human being.

B. Bill Gates

Renound cyber hacker responsible for the malicious "Windows" virus whose extreme wealth and corruptability caused him to inflict multiple versions world-wide. Too rich to be put behind bars and too geeky to enter a Warhammer contest.

C. Compact Disc

Storage medium capable of holding up to 800mbs of pornographic content.

D. DVD

Similar to a Compact Disc except more pornography can be stored. Also can store full length erotic movies.

E. Erogenous Zone

Sensitive area on side of Monitor. By powerfully slapping, the computer should do whatever the user requires quicker and more efficiently.

F. Floppy Disc

Minute and almost extint porn storage medium. Incapable of holding vast amounts of porn.

G. God

The creator of all things (apparently).

H. Hard Drive

Mass porn stoarge medium, capable of holding more pornographic content than any other. Quick porn retrieval rate.

I. Internet

Connection of broadband and modulated frequencies used to annonymously share pornographic content.

J. Jerk Off

(see Wank)

K. Keyboard

Input peripheral. User can sort and select pornographic data easily and efficiently.

L. L.A.N.

Local Area Network. Local connection of computers used to instantly transfer vast amounts of pornography between systems.

M. Monitor

Peripheral designed to visually display pornography. Pornographic data is sent via the computer to the monitor.

N. Net Nanny

Malicious virus intent on restricting access to important online data.

O. Over-Heat

Technical term describing the point at which a computer displays too much pornographic content at once causing the core temperature to exceed maximum safety levels, triggering Armageddon.

P. Personal Computer

Any piece of machinery capable of complex calculations and storing and retrieving pornographic data.

Q. QWERTYUIOP

Top line of letters on a keyboard.

R. Rog

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S. Speaker

Audio output to user re-creating sound frequencies of pornographic data.

T. Tired

User state after excess use of processing platform, usually triggered by too much porn.

U. U.S.B.

Universal Sex Bus. Connection used to transfer pornographic data quickluy and efficiently to external peripherals.

V. Very Tired

(see Tired)

W. Wank

User interaction with online content.

X. X-Rated

Any data transfered through an internet connection to the user's computer.

Y. You

The person interacting with the computer.

Z. Zebra

Any of several horselike African mammals of the genus Equus, having characteristic overall markings of conspicuous dark and whitish stripes. Article Written by Rog rcreyke@hotmail.com