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Jameson's Grandma's Donkey
Let me finish...

I thought it would be nice to acknowledge one of my fellow columnist's existance to show that I read his column. No-one has mine, but that's cool, I'm the new guy. Maybe, if he reads my column, he could do the same.

This column of course, is nothing about anything with 4 legs, or 4 arms for that matter, or any other of my fellow columnists. It's not about legal issues, political arguments and racial discrimination. It's not about poverty, depression or disease.

This column is about procastination. I'll do the rest in my next column.

Yes. Procrastination. See the dictionary if you don't know what it means. If you don't know what one of them is you shouldn't be reading this column.

Sony. Arguably one of the largest companies beginning with "ony" in it's name, apart from "My Little Pony" maybe but that's a product. I'm deviating off topic here. Sony. Yes. They have not sent me my PS2 even though it's their fault it doesn't work. 3 weeks of trying and I should get it on Monday 21st (next week). I will exchange it for a box full of bricks with the note "Annoying isn't it?".

I was going to go into more detail and explain why, what it is and who they are but I just can't be bothered so let us change the topic of this column to "lethargy" and I'll go sleep.

And Jameson, does your Grandma really own a Donkey? If so, don't you think that's a bit physically draining. You know what with all the... feeding?

Rog out,


Rog


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